February 10, 2010

Because I'm Sure You Want to Know...

I am aware that lately I've left some things hanging. You're probably just barely restraining yourself from asking me what's up. Shh. I can have my delusions and feed them too.

Tatatatata DAH!

Last week my dad had a showdown with Tim. Yeah... Tim didn't stand a chance and has been banished NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

In December I asked Santa for a few highly reasonable items for Christmas.

1. Vacuum- preferably one that would recognize Legos and spit them into a separate compartment so that I can rescue them without all the bending and crawling currently needed to avoid sucking them up.

2. Carpet Cleaner-
Is there a super fast model? One that dries as it goes too? Or maybe one that
vacuums, saves Legos, cleans, AND dries? That would be good. Then you could skip
#1.

I didn't receive either of the models I asked for but I did get some new vacuum bags.

Oh well. At least my vacuum still sucks.


In other news...
After being missing in action for nine days, Cai showed up and was instantly welcomed back into Noah's arms. And there was much rejoicing. The dog, also called Cai, who filled in for Cai may need counseling due to feelings of abandonment. But don't worry; we have a Woody doll and everyone knows that Woody takes good care of all the toys.
Note: No one received the promised reward since it was Noah himself who found his Cai.


Speaking of dogs...
Miss Hepburn, my fabulous seasoned citizen client, moved and DID get to take her dog with her. And there was much rejoicing.


Regarding the boobies discussion...
Apparently Josiah is correct. It seems that John may have what can be categorized as "man boobs". I felt obligated to tell you this since it is ... uh... well ... just HILARIOUS to me!


That about wraps it up. In the words of Paul Harvey, Now you know... the rest of the story.

5 comments:

Laura said...

Okay the man boob thing just made me laugh, hilarious. Also, when you find that vacuum...can you let me know!? Thanks. :)

Together We Save said...

Vacuum bags... not very exciting but I am glad to hear your vacuum sucks. Mine does too.

Laura@OutnumberedMom said...

I love your blog name...and I know how you feel!!

Jules AF said...

I got a vacuum this semester. Finally! I feel so amazing. So I would also like new vacuum bags.

Marie said...

Yay for Dad! That is fabulous news! Take that Tim!
If you find that carpet cleaner, you better tell the rest of us!