Rules and Guidelines

There are a few things that my children need to learn before engaging in these activities for real.

When driving, keep your hands on the wheel at all times.

Always buckle your safety belt especially if you are in the front seat.

Never attempt to stand in a rocking and bucking 4x4 vehicle.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT stand behind a horse and check out his tail.

And I don't know how you play skee ball where you live...

but I'm pretty sure that THIS is CHEATING!