Our microwave is kaput. I mean I would have given it a chance to explain itself. Microwave, why are heating up when no one is using you? Are you feeling a little under the weather? Dear dear Microwave, it seems you have a fever. Do you want to take a day off?
John, that safety first guy, pulled the plug on our faithful kitchen assistant. He even put it out to the street. Alone. Rejected. Forlorn.
That was right before this happened!
Just kidding. Did you fall for that? Heh heh heh.
Rest in peace, dear Microwave.
Yeah, that's not him either. I don't usually take pictures of my appliances. Maybe I should... just in case.
Now I'm actually going to have to plan ahead and thaw meat early for our dinners. *sigh*