Admission:
I have a dislike of untying and putting laced sneakers on my kids. If they can do it themselves, fine. If not,
please put on an easier shoe. Thank you.
Story:
Once upon a time this morning Noah wanted to put on shoes. For some reason he went outside without anything on his feet.
I am secretly delighted.When I went outside to check on all the gentlemen Noah asked me if I would find some socks for him. Pointing at his feet, I replied, "Don't you like having bare feet? See? Just like me."
His response?
"I don't have bear feet!! I don't want bear feet! YOU have bear feet! You do!"
I think I've just been insulted. But it sure was funny.